I would rather listen to “What Does the Fox Say?” for a week straight than ever hear “Blurred Lines” again.
WANT. I wish this was in stores omg that’s so stupid
YOOOO I FOUND IT ONLINE HERE
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
*bumps into chair*
i’m so sorry eh, it was all my fault i hope you’re okay. let me hold the door open for you and buy you some tim hortons, so again, i’m very sorry
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
important harajuku fashion
i love how like
english-speaking people wear east-asian words on their clothes because they can’t read it naturally and it “looks cool”
and east-asian people do the Same Exact Thing with English words
it’s so great
im not even kidding i would pay good money for a WHAT t-shirt
in many east-asian countries (like korea for example) the majority of the people can speak and read and write english as a second language
so it’s not exactly the same
which makes it even funnier i think
That condensation crop sweater is basically the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
i want it
Extreme Paper, Rock, Scissors.
I think this is how Mario Party games are inspired.
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
This is one of the few things of note my father taught me.